WASN’T filmed on…
This is most def creepy as fuck.
sorry but can you imagine driving by one day and just seeing the fucking teletubbies out your window
like they turn to look at you and you just fucking GUN IT because oHGOD THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU
Welcome to AREA FUCKING 51.
|me:||time for bed|
|stomach:||LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE|
|brain:||HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO|
|muscles:||I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP|
|skin:||LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU|
|ears:||THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING|
|eyes:||WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE|
|mouth:||IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE|
|body:||HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS|
The Hunger Games:
Dedicates half a chapter to legs shaving, kills Finnick in half a sentence.
Isn’t that how life is, though? We can waste countless minutes stressing and focusing our attention on meaningless things while in an infinitesimal fraction of that time a life can be taken.
Whoa girl. Too deep for me.
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Rolo and Juliet
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
From “I am going to murder you little good for nothing meddling kids” to “DON’T TOUCH MY BABIES” in .02 seconds
I will never not reblog this.
I love this moment for his character.
I love how he reaches backwards to put his arms around them.
That’s exactly what he would have done if Remus were Voldemort and Ron, Harry and Hermione were Lily.
|dumbledore:||slytherin wins the house cup.|
|dumbledore:||haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.|